Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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