I'm so fucking centered right now
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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