We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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