What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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