And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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