I think my vagina is haunted
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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