The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
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