Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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