Pappa wants mamma naked
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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