Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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