was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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