There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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