Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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