If that was your dad, he is hot
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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