I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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