he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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