nut hugger
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
This is my gift to your gina
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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