Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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