...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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