Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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