oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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