Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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