i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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