If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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