just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
