I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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