I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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