so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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