there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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