Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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