I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I need moral support for this bender
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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