You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Who wears a wallet chain?!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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