dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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