I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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