a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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