took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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