would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My penis needs a shock collar
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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