Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
