He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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