I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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