If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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