is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
tell me about the fingering
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