The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
