quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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