it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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