Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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