This girl is more easily done than said...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Randomize
