Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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