Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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