Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
