Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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