They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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