My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We have started to decorate penises.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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