Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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