Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
You took a bar mat shot.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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