I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
