Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
