that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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